Doh! Its Glass!

Let's all bow our heads in prayer... for Jimmy's pride has just taken a hard one. On a glass swing door. Jim, you might wanna not try driving for a while.
To all the clueless duddettes reading this(wat? There are dudes too? Ok to you too then), Here's wat happened. And despite my love of fiction, i assure you that this REALLY happened.

We were at Marina Square shopping ctr, just taking a nice walk, talking about the latest crap movie showing. It was after dinner at DKNY, Hanes treat. Me, Hanes, Rean, and Jim were walking along a wall leading to the cinema entrance. We all, with the exception of you-know-who, noticed the glass door at the entrance. It was swung open already, and had a shy, inconspicuous white sticker line about the height of an average guy's eye level.

So there we were. Night time. Dim light. Glass Door. Shorter than average guy.
It was inevitable. Poor Jimmy walked STRAIGHT into the door. Hahaha! Jim, sorry dude, its good blog material. How's your nose by the way? Gee... I've always wondered what they meant by supercooled liquid. Thanks man, now i know. Means you cant walk into it buddy!!!

But then again, this explains a lot more.Like for example, your flat nose hahaha!
Oh by the way, don't try this at home kids, or anywhere else for that matter. -Izz



Okay. Now that this unfortunate predicament has been made public, I shall state a few things in rebuttal.

Firstly, let me explain that the corridor was really, really dark. There were no reflections on the glass, and the sticker wasn't very visible. In fact, the glass was cleaned so well that I did not even see it until I felt it. Kudos to the the cleaners at Marina Centre, I guess.

Secondly, we were really enjoying a nice after-dinner chat. Guess I was somewhat distracted and didn't take note of my path. (I know it's a lousy excuse, but just play along, will ya?)

Thirdly, I do not have a flat nose! I guess Izzy's just jealous... I'll delve into that next time.
-Jimmy
PS: It was NYDC we ate at, not DKNY! The latter is a fashion label, you toot!

NYDC? Oh ya hor... God, i really need some coffee now. - Izzahar