Parody of Sorts

KFC Surf and Turf Meal
Barber: The usual?
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Mamak shop owner: The usual?
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Guy with funny hair: The usual, please.
KFC counter girl: Si Mi usual? KFC is only sell chicken one! You want 2 piece or 3 piece?

Ask James
Tai tai 1: Eh, I saw Mdm Tan drive in a new Honda Jeeveek. Her husband not reech, so how she afford one?
Tai tai 2: Don't ask me, Ask James
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Kroo 1: Eh, what's going to happen during CCA day?
Kroo 2: Where the hell are banners going to be hung?
Kroo 3: Eh, which photoboards are we going to display? Display by team, or mix n match?
Kroo 4: How much space are we allowed to use? How much space can we actually use?
Kroo 5: Freaking hell, don't ask me. Ask James la, dammit!