Random Thoughts Collection - Batman

How come Batman doesn't have a sense of humour? Take for example when Batman drives the Batmobile and drops a Batmine (which, for the purposes of this Collection, is supposed to stop the Jokermobile from giving the Batmobile such a heated pursuit by way of a massive explosion which in theory should destroy the Jokermobile. In actuality, however, the Jokermobile will appear in the following week's episode of Batman. Blame it on a studio's limited budget; creating a new character and car is far too expensive.)

*Klunk* [Batmobile drops a Batmine]

Batman: [Cheeky smirk] I call it my personal guano

*Boom* [Jokermobile goes up in a huge fireball]

Robin: Holy shit!

Batman: Quite right. That's some really explosive shit I put in there.